Heyyyy what are you doing, mister? Close out of that, ok?
*kiss* no I'm not mad. I understand. You're not gay, you're addicted. 
*kiss* I love you. There's all kinds of good butt videos you can watch instead... spanking, gaping, or just a panty tease. *kiss* you don't need to be looking at big dicks all day, it's not healthy. And it just makes you feel bad... it's not real life, I mean, yours is actually pretty big for real life.

I love you and I'll be patient with you, honey. Let's watch something else together ok?